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Paul Simon
—50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Paul Simon - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover (1975)
God, I love Paul Simon.
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Who is in the mood for depressed astronauts?
Lindsay’s ‘unrelenting necessity’
Sometimes I reblog my own Space Zine posts because THAT’S WHAT I DO. LOOK AT MY ART. REMEMBER WHEN I WAS COOL AND MADE STUFF? THE DATE ON THAT IS DECEMBER OF 2009.
2009.
I’m a failure, guys.
Just like this astronaut.
There has been a stick bug on my wifes grave for the last three days. It’s fun to watch his, her, head follow me as I move around. My wife wouldn’t have liked it to be there as she don’t like bugs. Don’t tell anyone but I talk to it and tell it about my wife and how much I miss her.
Reblog so people know who you are~
Name: Lindsay
Tumblr Name: Wherethejackaloperoam
Nickname(s): Rinzii, Riley (@ work), Bug (via boyfriend), Pumpkinhead (via my parents)
Birthday: October 1st
Relationship Status: A”serious relationship” with the internet. Also with my boyfriend of 1.5 years.
Random fact about you: 48 hours of my week is spend in class or working one of my 2 jobs. The rest of my week is spent on the internet.
Hobbies/Interests: Cooking*, doodling*, reading*, watching netflicks documentaries on mammals or the holocaust. (*when I have time/am procrastinating)
Do you smoke/drink: Socially.
Why Tumblr?: Addicted to the internet. All the people I follow on Tumblr are pretty cool and I like them even if they don’t really know me. Creeptastic.
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My old job made me cry all the time, but I had a manager who was pretty cool.
One day after he found out I was an ‘artist’, he walked over to my cubicle gave me a disembodied baby doll head.
It was from his dog’s old chew toy. The dog had finally done the baby doll in and my manager really wanted this baby doll head to look like a zombie.
The same day that I handed in my resignation, I also gave my manager this zombie-fied baby doll head.
So, this is the creepy zombie head I painted back in August.
Also, you should totally do me a solid and follow Space Zine’s tumblr. It’s a tumblr we all made for my friend group’s little zine we do sometimes….
and i dunno, there is a part of me that feels proud of that tumblr for absolutely no reason at all so (the distinct lack of a ‘life’ is why… JUST SAYING. SORRY FOR PARTYIN’. )
Found this note in the Hastings in Richmond, Kentucky.
Woo.
Bacon pop.
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According to a 1999 Bristol-Myers Squibb study, forty-one million American women between the ages of fifteen and seventy-four have removed unwanted facial hair within the past six months, and approximately twenty-two million American women remove facial hair at least once a week. Whether it’s the translucent, downy hairs that appear on a women’s upper lip during adolescence or the darker, coarser hairs that ebb and flow with hormonal adjustments in their twenties and thirties, if it’s there, it’s “unsightly”; if it’s unsightly, it’s gone. But these numbers bring up another question: If so many women have facial hair, why is it considered abnormal? And if so many women are removing their facial hair, then isn’t facial hair a genuine part of the female experience as it is one of the male experience?
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Beyond the Bearded Lady; Outgrowing the Shame of Female Facial Hair - Aimee Dowl (2005) in BITCHfest: Ten Years of Cultural Criticism from the Pages of Bitch Magazine (via weirddivide
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Limited edition “B” (by Filippo Minelli)
xkcd more like xkcdick
god
the funny/sad thing is, when I was seeing this guy with asperger’s I remember that he reminded me a lot of this comic. And that he loved this comic too. Idk.
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Maybe this is s better picture of the scarf.
